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Press: So Dorian, do you even have a last name? Let's get that out of the way first.

Dorian: No. Quesali. There. Call me that.

Press: Oooooookaaaaay. How old are you, Dorian?

Dorian: I'm 18, as far as I know.

Press: (Gives him an odd look) Moving onward... How tall are you?

Dorian: I'm 5'9.

Press: Ok. How much do you weigh? You're really... thin.

Dorian: I weigh about 130, I think...

Press: What's your favorite food?

Dorian: I like to eat crunchy refried bat heads dipped in Ketchup.

Press: What? Seriously?

Dorian: No. My favorite food is actually salmon, not cheese. (smiles)

Press: What's your favorite color?

Dorian: Red and black.

Press: What are some of your hobbies?

Dorian: I like to walk outside because it's pretty out there. The happy gumdrop elves talk to me and dance to the WORLD BEAT MUSIC, while yelling about their newly made clothing... which I never see. They're always naked, dammit. And I like to listen to music, and I also have weird hobbies... like taxidermy. Isn't THAT uplifting?

Press: Um... that whole thing went over my head. What about the elves?

Dorian: Don't talk about them, or I'll have to kill you. (grins)

Press: .....

Dorian: What?!

Press: Welllll... anyway.... um... so what kinds of music do you like?

Dorian: Oh, let's see.... Godsmack, Smashing Pumpkins, KoRn, X Japan, Disturbed.... among others.

Press: Ok. What's your favorite movie?

Dorian: Interview with a Vampire and I really really REALLY want to see that new Dracula 2000, because the old one ROCKED!

Press: It seems you like vampiristic things.

Dorian: My mom studied them a long time ago so I'm really interested.

Press: So do you have any siblings? Dad? Pets?

Dorian: Did you know that cheddar cheese is one of the blandest flavors in existence?

Press: No. Family, Dorian. You have the attention span of a two year old!

Dorian: I lived in Alaska and that's where I was born. I had people to stay with, I suppose. They were my "family." I actually wanted to move in with the elves and share my cheese with them. It makes them HAPPY when I do that. Oh, yeah, and I could have introduced them to Sir Quacks a lot and Sir Quacks a little, but they weren't around at that time.

Press: You are the oddest person I have ever talked to. Are you mentally stable?

Dorian: Yeah. I keep horses in there.

Press: (gives Dorian an odd look) What? Oh, wait. I get it. LAME. I'm serious, though...

Dorian: I swear, I'm just being weird. I didn't get a lot of sleep. Just ignore me... and the voices in your head. If that's possible. You seem to hear an awful lot of them, hahahahahah. ha. *snorts*

Press: Are you single?

Dorian: (Laughs) Yeah! Of course! Who'd wanna go out with a loser who plays with rubber ducks? And talks to the gumdrop elves?

Press: Ok... I don't know. I'm just supposed to ask that. Well, I think that concludes our interview. Any last things you want to say?

Dorian: I'm not a vampire, I swear!

Press: Ok. Bye, Dorian.

Dorian: Bye! Tschuss! Auf Wiedersehen! Sayonara! uh.. aloha?

Press: Hey, that Yorhana guy said Sayonara to me.... hmmm...

Dorian: It means goodbye... in Japanese...

Press: Oh. So he's not that bad, then.

Dorian: I wouldn't go that far...that's probably not the only thing he said to you...

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