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Interview with Master Encht

Press: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU??

Encht: Ha ha. . . snort. . .

Press: That's NOT an answer.

Encht: I'm. . . MAGICAL!!

Press: Arrrggghhh. . . fine. Do you have a first name?

Encht: Yes. . . *long, dramatic pause that's more irritating than anything else* What? You expect me to tell you?

Press: Grr. . . How TALL are you?

Encht: Eleventy Reiders tall.

Press: What the hell is a Reider?

Encht: Something that is two times the size of a Reno.

Press: What's your favorite food?

Encht: Poop. Runny is best. Not liquid, just enough with some chunks in it.

Press: AGH! Gross! Why is your hair like that? Is it genetic or somethin? Seriously, who has eyebrows to the floor?

Encht: MEEEEEE! *pulls on eyebrows and floats/spins* It is because I am so damn SEXY!!

Press: What's your favorite movie?

Encht: Boxy Pleasures.

Press: WHHHAAAAATTTT? BOXY PLEASURES?? What IS that, a porn?

Encht: You stinky. HEEEE!!

Press: Do you like music? If so, what? What do disturbed people like you listen to?

Encht: I have been corrupted by. . . O-TOWN!!! And DREAM STREEEETTTT!! I WANT FRANKIE!!!

Press: Well, that's great... anyway, Encht. What are some of your hobbies?

Encht: Farting and thinking of new things to do to the guys.

Press: UUUUUH, I think that was the first straight answer you've given us!

Encht: HAAAAAAAAAAA *snort*

Press: So are you single, Encht? (who would want THIS thing?)

Encht: DATMKHS BFLDHUIPGFSDFHGB!!!!! *snort* Yes.

Press: Oh, fine! Have you any brothers or sisters? For their sake, I hope not!

Encht: JDFH SOFH SDOFIH VSI F!!!

Press: Um... that's very nice. Ah, was that a yes or no?

Encht: It was a. . . ME TO KNOW, YOU TO PONDER YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE!!!

Press: That's all I care to ask. I'm LEAVING.

Encht: EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM DAMN SEXY AND MAGICAL!!! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!!! Ooooh. . . DBZ is upon my screen. . .

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