Interview with YorhanaPress: You ARE Yorhana Shinja, correct? Yorhana: Yep, that's me. Press: How old are you, Yorhana? Yorhana: I'm 19. Press: Where do you live? Yorhana: Why do you want to know?! You want to stalk me or something? Press: Um... no. Just asking the questions printed on this paper... see? Right here (waves it in Yorhana's face). Yorhana: Oh, well in that case, I live in the middle of nowhere with three other guys, Dykeisii (the Dotei!), Setsuna (the nutcase!), and Dorian (the Vampire!). Press: All right. How tall are you? Yorhana: I'm 5'7. Press: What's your favorite food? Yorhana: (crinkles his nose) I... don't know. I like pretty much anything... but... I especially like,,, (looks around, embarassed) French toast... Press: Okay, nothing to be ashamed of. It's bread. So what about colors? What's your favorite color? Yorhana: My favorite color's BLUE. (grins while biting his lower lip) Press: Ok... um... stop looking at me like that. I uh... oh, never mind. Let's see here... oh! What's your favorite movie? Yorhana: Valley of the Dolls. (laughs) Nah, just kidding. I'm not that bad. Uh... I actually really enjoyed the movie "The Cell," and not because of Jennifer Lopez. I think she needs a life... Press: That comes as a surprise. So, what kinds of music do you like? Yorhana: I like all kinds of stuff. I especially like Pulp and the Philosopher Kings. I also listen to rap... but I can only stand it for a short amount of time. Press: What songs in particular do you like by these groups? Yorhana: Well, I only know a couple by Pulp and my favorite is This is Hardcore. That's a pretty cool song. Oh, and Common People, too. They're a British band, I think. And by the Philosopher Kings my favorite is I am the Man. But I also like the ones like Cry and stuff. They're Canadian or something. They aren't very well known, but I like their music. Kei likes it too because they crossdress in the "I am the Man" video. (laughs) I like a few rap songs by people like DMX, Jay-Z, Dre, Laos Peoplesz... Press: Well, that's great... anyway, Yorhana. What are some of your hobbies? Yorhana: Oh, I like to do a lot of things. I'll sit around most of the time because I don't have the money to do what I want. I like to play sports, pretty much any kind. I used to be on the soccer team back in High School, but... I didn't like it so I quit. I wasn't really interested in playing football or basketball, but I was in track. Oh hey, and the Hockey Team. Ok lets see... did I forget anything...? I was also in swimming. Press: We're assuming that you still continue to do these? Yorhana: Yeah. For the most part. Press: So are you single, Yorhana? Yorhana I'm single if you want me to be (laughs again). Press: Do you have any family? Siblings? Pets? Where were you born? Where did you grow up? Yorhana: (Quits laughing) Uh... yeah. I have a mom and a dad, but who cares about that? I don't have any brothers or sisters, and I was never allowed to have pets so I don't really have a overwhelming desire to run out and buy any animals. I was born in Tokyo, Japan, but I moved to Lincoln, Nebraska, in the United States when I was seven. Let me tell you, it's such a BLAST growing up in the days of Children of the Corn, living in the middle of a cornfield, having nothing BUT cornfields surrounding you, AND having people try to freak you out all the time by cutting off small rodents' heads and putting them in your lunch the next day... Press: Um... that's not very nice. Why would someone do something like that? Yorhana: I dunno, they didn't like me, so they put dead things in my lunch. It was either that or get the rest of my money stolen from me. Ha. Ha. That was funny. Press: What're your plans for the future? Do you plan on sticking with ONE girl for once and getting married? Or what? Yorhana: Ah, I'm planning on going to college and majoring in business management or something. I don't really see marriage anywhere in there... probably because it's better to just do what you want, right? (laughs) Press: Uh... yeah. Are you planning on owning whores? Pimp... Ha. Ha. THAT'S funny. (smirks) Yorhana: Let me see that sheet. I don't think that question was on there! (snatches it away and scans through it). It wasn't! Idiot... don't go insulting me. Of course I'm not going to own whores, kusundeiru mayakuchidokusha abazureon'na! Press: What did you call me?! Are you saying something bad? I see you remember your Japanese well! I'm leaving. Yorhana Hai. Dekakeru. Sayonara, sekushi, sekushi onna-san. (grins) At least I'm not bitter. Press: I'm getting a translator next time I come here. Bitter? Whatever. See ya. Yorhana Sumimasen. Ja mata ne oh... (looks down and grins again) watashi bokki suru ka?! ... (waves her away) Dozo yorushiku... shinshitsu no naka de! (laughs pervertedly) Press: What?! BYE! Yorhana: Miruna... sayonara, to domo arigato sekushi onna-sama! (waves insanely) Kimi no boku wa sei-teki chokoreto!!!
Also, that Japanese probably isn't exactly correct. You'll get the hint that Yorhana's a perv and what he's saying to her isn't friendly... in a normal sort of way.
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